A seventh-generation Mormon walked into a Catholic church for the first time, thought it was all pretty damn weird, and then started ugly crying during the liturgy with absolutely no idea why. It took seven more years to figure out what happened. Along the way, he sat down with Catholic and Orthodox priests and listed everything he’d lost when he left Mormonism — baptism for the dead, the endowment, celestial marriage, eternal progression, continuous revelation, priesthood authority. Every sacred thing Joseph Smith restored that had been lost in the Great Apostasy. The priests kept giving the same answer.